What a good answer. Not the one I was looking for, but fantastic nonetheless.

[she smirks at him, but her expression shifts into something faraway-- she's addressing him, but she isn't at the same time.]

My title is Lady Redglare, Neophyte Legislacerator. It doesn't matter much now that I'm removed from Alternia and I am actually dead. You may call me whatever you feel comfortable with. Lady Redglare, Neophyte, Redglare, Red... [a number of names that aren't her real name.] And what may I call you?