Mar. 8th, 2015

(002) video

Mar. 8th, 2015 09:37 am
hacker: (hater alert on aisle u)
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Okay, so not like I'm not worried about the lost kid wandering around creeping people out—because I totally am—but we've got bigger problems.

[ And she wasn't sure she was going to make this PSA, but now that she's double-checked the access point list against the occupied rooms since the newbies arrived to similar results ... It bears mention. Besides—if they're spying, they probably know she's been hacking. Freedom of information is way more important than not letting the bad guys know they have that information at this point. ]

After the AC stopped freezing us out, I ran a tally. Counted occupied rooms, factored in one tablet access point per room, got a general idea of how many of us there are accessing the network. Basic, but effective. [ She hurries through this bit, like explaining herself in layman's terms is a necessary chore to build up to what she's really getting at. ] Anyway, I checked it against the list of hardware accessing the local network, and came up with an anomaly. One extra access point.

You'd think maybe I could just be missing someone, right? [ Which is hard to imagine, but had to be a possibility she accounted for. ] But I checked it again after—and we'll get to this in a second—more people showed up. Tons of new access points, but still one-up compared to occupied rooms.

[ She waits a beat for effect, then blurts out the obvious conclusion like it's gospel: ] Our transmissions are being watched.

I haven't found anything to indicate the tablets themselves are running any kind of intrusive, key-logging malware, but they don't need to if they're spying via subnetwork.

Next point: that means they have to be nearby somewhere. The whole network signal doesn't have much in the way of range. I've been trying to trace it back to an origin point, but it's been pinging around between the courtyard and the basement. So if I had to guess where we're being surveilled from ... [ She sits back, raising her hands in a gesture of boom. point made. Her hands drop and she nods definitively—announcement made. Job complete. ]

And now we can double back to totally freaking out about the fact that we've been stuck here a freaking month and Big Brother's officially started kidnapping more people in the meantime, smuggling them in without us even noticing.

video.

Mar. 8th, 2015 09:09 pm
missingbuttons: (ha ha?)
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[And here we have a blue-haired girl, definitely no older than sixteen, definitely small for her age, definitely figuring things out a little.]

Aaaand... there. Wow, that's cool. Hi!

[She waves at the camera, looking a little nervous.]

So, couple of things, first of all I'm Coraline, nice to meet you.

Second, and uh... this is gonna sound really weird, but has anyone seen anybody with buttons instead of eyes? I'm just... you know. Making sure. Crossing stuff off my list.

[Another nervous smile.]

That's it! Thanks.
managedthat: (count me in)
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[the feed begins, and in front of the camera is a slightly dishevelled blonde girl-- her hair bow is lopsided, her face blemished only by a smudge of dirt and a frown, but it's enough. the message is clear. it's not been a good day, and she's certainly not happy about it. it's not anger, no. more like disappointment.]

I've had more turbulent landings in planes. I've been more scared by low-budget horror movies. Whatever this place is doesn't worry me-- at least, not for myself. I'm more concerned about who the interior designer is, and how they could've fallen so far. And the building inspector! He's got to be hospitalised after seeing this mess.

But I'll give this place an A for aesthetic. It could work as a movie set, for sure. [a light goes off in her brain, and shows in her eyes.] A dark and stormy night, where the rain won't let up, and unfortunate travelling souls end up here, in a room that looks as sad as their condition. A handsome butler comes to make sure that their visitors are alright, and right when everything is calm... The lightning crashes! The lights go out! The guests scream and the true fun begins!!! WHO WILL SURVIVE THE NIGHT?! WHO WILL SEE THE LIGHT AGAIN?! Coming soon to a theatre near you... [she laughs excitedly and rather high-pitched, holding her chin in her hand as she considers the circumstances.] It could happen. I could make this movie... Being here has got to be all thanks to the Hitachiins, and their devilish ways... HEAR THAT, BOYS? I'm about to become a world-famous director, thanks to you! Any actors interested in becoming the next sensation/Oscar winner, the name you're looking to work with is Renge Houshakouji!!! Don't keep me waiting! The rain might not stay!

[and in the mad dash to find her perfect film crew, the feed is cut off.]