two guys are drinking in a second story bar. one looks at the other and says "the air currents here are really cool. you can jump out the window and just float right back up. i've seen it."
second guy doesn't believe him and tells him to prove it. so the first guy goes and jumps out the window, and floats right back up, just like he said.
second guys says "cool, i gotta try that!" so he goes and jumps out the window and falls and breaks both of his legs.
bartender looks at the first guy. "superman, you're a real asshole when you're drunk."
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two guys are drinking in a second story bar. one looks at the other and says "the air currents here are really cool. you can jump out the window and just float right back up. i've seen it."
second guy doesn't believe him and tells him to prove it. so the first guy goes and jumps out the window, and floats right back up, just like he said.
second guys says "cool, i gotta try that!" so he goes and jumps out the window and falls and breaks both of his legs.
bartender looks at the first guy. "superman, you're a real asshole when you're drunk."