i've heard that one before. but it were a pirate and a ship wheel and you gotta throw and ARGH in there somewhere
( speaking of pirate. )
a pirate and his parrot, were in a lifeboat after their boat sunk. lookin through the boat's provisions, the pirate found a old lamp. secretly hoping that a Genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp a lot an to amazingly a Genie came forth. this Genie, however was kinda useless and stated that he could only deliver one wish, not three lik usual.
without giving any thought to it the pirate blurted out, "make the entire ocean into rum!" the Genie clapped his hands and immediately the entire sea turned into the best rum ever drunk by mortals. same time, he Genie vanished and left the two to think about their life choices. finally the parrot looked disgustedly at the pirate and said: "now yee've done it!! Now we're gonna have to pee in the boat."
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( speaking of pirate. )
a pirate and his parrot, were in a lifeboat after their boat sunk. lookin through the boat's provisions, the pirate found a old lamp. secretly hoping that a Genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp a lot an to amazingly a Genie came forth. this Genie, however was kinda useless and stated that he could only deliver one wish, not three lik usual.
without giving any thought to it the pirate blurted out, "make the entire ocean into rum!" the Genie clapped his hands and immediately the entire sea turned into the best rum ever drunk by mortals. same time, he Genie vanished and left the two to think about their life choices. finally the parrot looked disgustedly at the pirate and said: "now yee've done it!! Now we're gonna have to pee in the boat."