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( text ) onedirectionlaugh.mp3
( well the pregnant girl did say distractions... )
alright so
knock knock
alright so
knock knock
Did you hear the one about the lad that got work polishing mirrors?
It's [Why did she do this to herself?] when you call someone for sex.
( well they could do something else, if someone would tell him how to preform a booty call... )
It's something he always saw himself doing.
It's something he always saw himself doing.
I see.
Well, I likely would enjoy it, then, though for the record, I prefer a more... personal touch.
( she might have noticed. )
Well, I likely would enjoy it, then, though for the record, I prefer a more... personal touch.
( she might have noticed. )
How well do these booty calls work?
( asking for a friend clearly )
( asking for a friend clearly )
It's pretty simple. People call each other, arrange to have sex, and meet up.
I'll have to remember that.
( if he's ever outside of a hotel... no need to booty call a woman that tends to be in his bed every night. )
( if he's ever outside of a hotel... no need to booty call a woman that tends to be in his bed every night. )
This pirate can play cards just fine, thanks, but I'll humor you. Why?
Really, regretting it are you. ( this tone and this face say the pirate is not buying what you're selling, Ms. Swan. )
Definitely. [Except this tone and this face aren't trying very hard to sell it.]
Really.
( he's amused, he'll give her that. where did she get all these pirate jokes? )
What does a clock do when it's hungry?
( he's amused, he'll give her that. where did she get all these pirate jokes? )
What does a clock do when it's hungry?
Have no fear, darling, I promise to only use this information for the good of all.
( right. totally. )
( right. totally. )
[ A joke about being hungry when they're trying to forget that this place is trying to starve them to death. It's just terrible enough to get a laugh out of her.]
That was awful.
That was awful.
[Feigns ignorance.]
If I told you the joke it wouldn't be funny, now would it?
If I told you the joke it wouldn't be funny, now would it?
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