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[lesson]

( well the pregnant girl did say distractions... )

alright so
knock knock

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[villainously]

Did you hear the one about the lad that got work polishing mirrors?

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[sheriffing]

[Are they really doing this?]

Can't say I have.

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[villainously]

( well they could do something else, if someone would tell him how to preform a booty call... )

It's something he always saw himself doing.

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[sheriffing]

[Alright, that's a little better.]

Got it.

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[villainously]

I think that means it's your go.

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[sheriffing]

Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

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[villainously]

This pirate can play cards just fine, thanks, but I'll humor you. Why?

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[sheriffing]

Because he was standing on the deck.

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[villainously]

Really.

( he's amused, he'll give her that. where did she get all these pirate jokes? )

What does a clock do when it's hungry?

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[sheriffing]

I don't know, what?

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[villainously]

It goes back four seconds.

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[sheriffing]

[ A joke about being hungry when they're trying to forget that this place is trying to starve them to death. It's just terrible enough to get a laugh out of her.]

That was awful.

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[villainously]

I find most jokes are.

( it was bad. but she laughed so it was worth it. )