A man had a parrot as a pet. The parrot kept swearing, especially when the man had company. One day he got fed up after the parrot insulted his dinner guests, and he said to the parrot, "if you swear one more time, I'm putting you in the freezer." Sure enough, the parrot swore about five minutes later, so the man followed through and put the parrot in the freezer. After about ten minutes, he opened the freezer and said, "Now are you going to stop swearing?"
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A man had a parrot as a pet. The parrot kept swearing, especially when the man had company. One day he got fed up after the parrot insulted his dinner guests, and he said to the parrot, "if you swear one more time, I'm putting you in the freezer." Sure enough, the parrot swore about five minutes later, so the man followed through and put the parrot in the freezer. After about ten minutes, he opened the freezer and said, "Now are you going to stop swearing?"
The parrot said "Yes, I just have one question."
"What's that?"
"What did the chicken do?"
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don't talk about chicken, love
that's not fair
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your turn
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