( text ) onedirectionlaugh.mp3

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( well the pregnant girl did say distractions... )

alright so
knock knock

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[notafraidofyou]

a broken pencil

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broken pencil who?

[notafraidofyou]

nevermind, it's pointless

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( what bruv )

that's

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( when his sustinance deprived brain catches up though... )

very funny
don't think i've heard that one since primary school
yeah alright, what else you got?

[notafraidofyou]

i'm hilarious

knock knock

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who's there?

[notafraidofyou]

doris

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Doris who

[notafraidofyou]

doris locked. thats why im knocking

your turn

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that was absolute shit
and im out of knock knock jokes

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two peanuts walk into a bar
one is a salted

[notafraidofyou]

w o w. that joke was quality.

a neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a beer. the bartender says "for you? no charge."

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two blokes go for a drink. one walks into a bar n the other ducks

[notafraidofyou]

a rabbi, a priest and, duck walk into a bar. the bartender looks up and says "what is this, a joke?"

i can keep going if you can.

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these are terrible

( which roughly translates into: ah yes please keep going when i laugh i don't feel quite so hungry )

[notafraidofyou]

you started it

two guys are drinking in a second story bar. one looks at the other and says "the air currents here are really cool. you can jump out the window and just float right back up. i've seen it."

second guy doesn't believe him and tells him to prove it. so the first guy goes and jumps out the window, and floats right back up, just like he said.

second guys says "cool, i gotta try that!" so he goes and jumps out the window and falls and breaks both of his legs.

bartender looks at the first guy. "superman, you're a real asshole when you're drunk."

[cisskabob]

...okay, that's a good one

[notafraidofyou]

i'm hilarious

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( ok he snorted, but the general reception his spectacular jokes are getting is skeptisim and the resounding: )

that's awful

( eggsy's beginning to wonder if there's such a thing as a good joke with this crowd. but he's not going to give up trying. )

alright three blokes go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms so they have to share a bed. in the middle of the night the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" the guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably he's had the same dream too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "that's funny, I dreamed i was skiing!"

[notafraidofyou]

see above. i am hilarious.

and i am laughing so hard right now. that was good.

man walks into a bar with a steering wheel down his pants. the bartender says "hey man, you know you have a--"

"don't even mention it. it's driving me nuts."

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i've heard that one before. but it were a pirate and a ship wheel and you gotta throw and ARGH in there somewhere

( speaking of pirate. )

a pirate and his parrot, were in a lifeboat after their boat sunk. lookin through the boat's provisions, the pirate found a old lamp. secretly hoping that a Genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp a lot an to amazingly a Genie came forth. this Genie, however was kinda useless and stated that he could only deliver one wish, not three lik usual.

without giving any thought to it the pirate blurted out, "make the entire ocean into rum!" the Genie clapped his hands and immediately the entire sea turned into the best rum ever drunk by mortals. same time, he Genie vanished and left the two to think about their life choices. finally the parrot looked disgustedly at the pirate and said: "now yee've done it!! Now we're gonna have to pee in the boat."

[notafraidofyou]

it's funny, but my logic brain keeps trying to come up with solutions. or problems. idk.

pavlov walks into a bar. the phone rings and he says 'damn i forgot to feed the dog.'

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( ...yeah no )

don't get it

[notafraidofyou]

it's not that funny. just a joke about some old psychologist who did behavioral experiments on dogs.