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[lesson]

( well the pregnant girl did say distractions... )

alright so
knock knock

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[lesson]

That was fucking hilarious. But go on, let's hear yours.

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[sheriffing]

What do pirates use telephones for?

[Humor her.]

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[lesson]

( shrug shrug )

No idea.

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[sheriffing]

Booty calls.

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[villainously]

How does one do that?

( look if he's supposed to be using his phone to find treasure, literally nobody told him that. why did nobody tell him that, he'd like talking phones a lot more. )

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[sheriffing]

Let me guess, you don't know what those are?

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[villainously]

Can't say I do, but by the sounds of it I might like them.

( he would. but not for the kind of booty he's imagining. )

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[sheriffing]

They're not - [Nevermind, because honestly: ] yeah, you would.

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[villainously]

You can't say that and then not elaborate.

( because now he wants to know. )

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[sheriffing]

It's [Why did she do this to herself?] when you call someone for sex.

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[villainously]

I see.

Well, I likely would enjoy it, then, though for the record, I prefer a more... personal touch.

( she might have noticed. )

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[sheriffing]

That happens after the phone call.

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[villainously]

How well do these booty calls work?

( asking for a friend clearly )

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[sheriffing]

It's pretty simple. People call each other, arrange to have sex, and meet up.

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[villainously]

I'll have to remember that.

( if he's ever outside of a hotel... no need to booty call a woman that tends to be in his bed every night. )

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[sheriffing]

I know you will, I'm regretting this one already.

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[villainously]

Really, regretting it are you. ( this tone and this face say the pirate is not buying what you're selling, Ms. Swan. )

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[sheriffing]

Definitely. [Except this tone and this face aren't trying very hard to sell it.]

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[villainously]

Have no fear, darling, I promise to only use this information for the good of all.

( right. totally. )