ole and Lena were married in St paul and took a bus up to Duluth for their honeymoon with a bunch of deer hunters who were heading north to catch the last day of deer hunting season. they got about 2 hours north of St Paul when the bus broke down so everyone piled outside the bus for 2 hours while they waited for it to get fixed.
ole was getting really horny and wanted to consummate the marriage out in the weeds. but Lena told him to wait. they got back on the bus and made it within an hour of Duluth when it broke down again so they piled off the bus and got outside. ole was still really randy n asked Lena again to go out into the weeds to have a go but Lena said to wait. they got back on the bus and made it to 30 minutes to Duluth when the bus broke down AGAIN and this time Lena grabbed ole's hand and the two of them went into the field and had really wild, awesome sex.
back on the bus ole asked Lena why she changed her mind and she told him she'd heard two hunters behind them saying "if this damn bus breaks down one more time the fucking season will be over!"
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ole and Lena were married in St paul and took a bus up to Duluth for their honeymoon with a bunch of deer hunters who were heading north to catch the last day of deer hunting season. they got about 2 hours north of St Paul when the bus broke down so everyone piled outside the bus for 2 hours while they waited for it to get fixed.
ole was getting really horny and wanted to consummate the marriage out in the weeds. but Lena told him to wait. they got back on the bus and made it within an hour of Duluth when it broke down again so they piled off the bus and got outside. ole was still really randy n asked Lena again to go out into the weeds to have a go but Lena said to wait. they got back on the bus and made it to 30 minutes to Duluth when the bus broke down AGAIN and this time Lena grabbed ole's hand and the two of them went into the field and had really wild, awesome sex.
back on the bus ole asked Lena why she changed her mind and she told him she'd heard two hunters behind them saying "if this damn bus breaks down one more time the fucking season will be over!"
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You're set on this, aren't you?
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i'm bored.
( and really doesn't feel very food.
good.
he wishes he felt food :c )
why dont you tell another. yours was good