( text ) onedirectionlaugh.mp3

[lesson]

( well the pregnant girl did say distractions... )

alright so
knock knock

Comments

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[lesson]

what are you an owl or something

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[technologist]

haha

What do you do with a bunch of dead scientists

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[lesson]

no idea

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[technologist]

barium

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[lesson]

that's
Awful mate
love it

what do you call a masturbating cow?

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[technologist]

[ Um. ]

don't know

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[lesson]

beef stroking off

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[technologist]

Really

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[lesson]

you dont sound as impressed as you should be
that's fucking hilarious

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[technologist]

Probably because I'm not impressed
or having flashbacks to primary, actually

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[lesson]

you want flashbacks to primary?
knock knock

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[technologist]

Not particularly, no.

Who's there?

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[lesson]

( too bad, mate )

banana

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[technologist]

[ SIGH ]

Banana who

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[lesson]

knock knock

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[technologist]

Do you really think it's the best idea to be telling banana jokes when we're all starving to death

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[lesson]

we're not gonna DIE
just suffer a little, yeah? seems to be how this place works

( nevermind he's about 60% sure they're gonna die )