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( well the pregnant girl did say distractions... )

alright so
knock knock

Interrupting cow who?

wait shit
that one don't work like this. let me go again

knock knock

what?? what's the punchline?

who's there?

( be patient cashmere frick )

closure

Closure who?

closure mouth when ur chewing

that joke is stupid

but i laughed anyway

because it was hilarious.
you don't like it, you go

What did the grape say when he got stepped on?

'ouch'???

he let out a little wine :)

oh no
that's awful
take your smug emoticons and go

There's no riesling to be like that.

( that takes him a minute. )

wrong audience for your wine puns
you should try harry though, i bet he'd get it

<font face="courier>It was really funny just so you know </font></p>

ill take your word for it