( who does he immitate when it wants to do things right? )
A woman of middle age goes to a seamstress to have a dress made for her wedding with her fourth husband. She asks that it must be a pure, brilliant white. The seamstress, not possessing many professional boundaries, points out that white is traditionally the colour of a virgin bride, and if this is her fourth wedding then surely...?
"Oh, no," the woman says. "My first husband was a psychiatrist, so he only wanted to talk about it. My second was a gynaecologist, so he only wanted to study it. The third was a stamp collector..." She sighs disconsolately. "I do miss him."
they don't taste like nothing really actually now you mostly just pull them off the sticky paper and put em on your post but do you get the joke now or nah
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i bet they'd be better at jokes if they had food
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building a gym was propbably too expensive, starvings easier
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( haha they all hate everything and they know it. )
so you want to hear another joke?
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A woman of middle age goes to a seamstress to have a dress made for her wedding with her fourth husband. She asks that it must be a pure, brilliant white. The seamstress, not possessing many professional boundaries, points out that white is traditionally the colour of a virgin bride, and if this is her fourth wedding then surely...?
"Oh, no," the woman says. "My first husband was a psychiatrist, so he only wanted to talk about it. My second was a gynaecologist, so he only wanted to study it. The third was a stamp collector..." She sighs disconsolately. "I do miss him."
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nO
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no
what do you do with stamps?
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what the fuck are stamps?
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actually now you mostly just pull them off the sticky paper and put em on your post
but do you get the joke now or nah
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but i'm so starved and gross that no innuendo sounds funny
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you want an apple?
skins a little bruised but
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i hate apples. youd be doing me a favor
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( about food when they're all starving?
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idk you well enough to decide
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love jokes, hate apples
wherem i bringing this one to?
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i'm raven
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