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( well the pregnant girl did say distractions... )

alright so
knock knock

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[advising]

what, want a pat on the head for that? hilarious.

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you dont get to talk down my jokes til you start making better ones bruv

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[advising]

you'll just depress everyone further. great for morale.

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someone's grumpy.
low blood sugar?

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[advising]

low blood alcohol levels.

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's not a bad thing.
no one likes a sloppy drunk

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[advising]

it'd make it easier to deal with kids like you

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also makes it easier for kids like he to knock the likes of you on your arse
if we're thinking about it that way

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[advising]

whatever you want to believe, kid.
good luck when the day comes.

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( he'd kinda been hoping to knock a different drunk on his arse when he'd come here. maybe haymitch could do another time. )

thanks bruv