( text ) onedirectionlaugh.mp3

[lesson]

( well the pregnant girl did say distractions... )

alright so
knock knock

Comments

[warring]

You mentioned the owls.

Does that mean you're the one who isn't funny?

[lesson]

im hilarious
half of you are just the wrong audience.
i bet you don't know what stamps are either, do you?

[warring]

As in stamping on something with your boot?

[ forgive her, this 'written language' thing is new to her here and involves quite a bit of translation by ear. ]

[lesson]

no a stamp, like the post

[warring]

"The" post?

There are many posts. Otherwise this building would collapse.

[lesson]

( oh my god, he actually says aloud, and rolls his eyes skywards as if begging the torrential downpour outside to give him strenght. )

like mail

[warring]

[ oh. like letters. she knows of letters, in the same way he likely knows of the abacus or the laryngaphone. read as: vaguely, in an ancient-history sort of way. ]

The post ceased to exist nearly a century ago.

[lesson]

( just his luck )

of course it did.
anyway i happen to be hilarious and i have an amazing joke about stamps that im sure you'd appreciate
if you used damn stamps
we'll just
we can both be funny