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[The few days it's taken to adjust have been, well - Sam is not going to use the word 'Hell' because he's actually been, and this is crappy but it doesn't come close. Still, anyone who hasn't seen him yet might be a little alarmed at what's being broadcast: six feet and four inches of sickly sasquatch, valiantly trying to address the network, appallingly pale, sallow-faced and bloodshot-sunken-eyed.]
Hey. Uh - Sam. I'm new. I guess this is a, uh, a thing that, that people do. Is introduce themselves. And I get that - we're all looking for a way out.
[Auspicious beginnings. Who knows if anyone's even getting this? Nevertheless, he continues.]
Okay. So. No promises, but there's something I can try. Kinda like a ward, or a spell. [Magic exists, surprise. The few people he's already talked to have expressed a kind of varied interest in this sort of thing, so caution be damned.] Anyone wants to help, I'll need a couple things.
First is - salt. Table salt, any kind will do. Second? Matches, a lighter, anything that can make sparks, even for a few seconds. And then I'll need something to write with, marker, pen, spray paint - I don't care. Anything along those lines.
[He looks at something off-screen, mouth briefly twisting in what might best be categorized as 'disgust'.]
I have food to trade for it. Heard that's kind of a limited resource these days. Food and, uh. [He squints at something.] Neosporin. If anyone, y'know, needs that.
[Yeah, he doesn't get it either. He jerks off frame for a moment, face buried in his elbow. It's not enough to fully stifle the ragged, fierce coughs that leave his shoulders shuddering. Finally, signs of life trickle back through the feed, albeit muffled and with their subject mostly lurched off camera as he mutters in his more characteristic deadpan, wearily sardonic, 'so-done-with-this-shit' tone.]
Also. If anyone happens to have some aspirin on them, that'd be great.
[There's the rattling of trembling, uncoordinated fingertips trying to navigate the tablet, and the feed snaps off.]
Hey. Uh - Sam. I'm new. I guess this is a, uh, a thing that, that people do. Is introduce themselves. And I get that - we're all looking for a way out.
[Auspicious beginnings. Who knows if anyone's even getting this? Nevertheless, he continues.]
Okay. So. No promises, but there's something I can try. Kinda like a ward, or a spell. [Magic exists, surprise. The few people he's already talked to have expressed a kind of varied interest in this sort of thing, so caution be damned.] Anyone wants to help, I'll need a couple things.
First is - salt. Table salt, any kind will do. Second? Matches, a lighter, anything that can make sparks, even for a few seconds. And then I'll need something to write with, marker, pen, spray paint - I don't care. Anything along those lines.
[He looks at something off-screen, mouth briefly twisting in what might best be categorized as 'disgust'.]
I have food to trade for it. Heard that's kind of a limited resource these days. Food and, uh. [He squints at something.] Neosporin. If anyone, y'know, needs that.
[Yeah, he doesn't get it either. He jerks off frame for a moment, face buried in his elbow. It's not enough to fully stifle the ragged, fierce coughs that leave his shoulders shuddering. Finally, signs of life trickle back through the feed, albeit muffled and with their subject mostly lurched off camera as he mutters in his more characteristic deadpan, wearily sardonic, 'so-done-with-this-shit' tone.]
Also. If anyone happens to have some aspirin on them, that'd be great.
[There's the rattling of trembling, uncoordinated fingertips trying to navigate the tablet, and the feed snaps off.]
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Well, I don't have a lotta reason to hang onto it. You guys wouldn't happen to have any painkillers to swap for, would you?
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After the first month, pain becomes another bedmate. You get over it.
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Don't I know it. [That's like his whole life, right there.]
Neosporin's yours, or the hospital's, or whichever. Any way I can send it your way or theirs?
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After a brief debate with the ugly, hurt side of her conscience, she shakes her head.]
Infirmary's set up in room 202.
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I can get it there. Pretty soon, anyway. Walking is still pretty, you know. [He wiggles a hand, vague and noncommittal, the kinesic equivalent of a long 'ehhhhhh' sound.]
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And if there's a way to move the camera dryly, she'd be doing that. She comes back on screen.]
I know.
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I guess you do.
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Yeah. That happen here?
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So far.
And the exploding egg, yeah. Good times.
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I heard about the ghost thing. Salt's a good idea if they come back. But, uhhh. Haven't heard about the eggs. That's a new one.
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[He gestures loosely at his face, the dark sleepless half moons stamped beneath both eyes and the unhealthy pallor, and resolves the gesture with the barest lift of his shoulders as if to say, 'but hey, what can you do?']
Really hoping it's not permanent, but I have no idea.
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[Just no one else try to close the Gates of Hell anytime soon, and everything will be absolutely okay on that front.]
I mean - would you believe me if I said it was magic flu?
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Sorry. Developping allergies to that word.
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Yeah, no, I actually get that. Almost dying kinda had that effect.
[As opposed to actually dying. Which also had that effect, strangely enough.]
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[What an eyeroll.] I'll buy it with a pinch of salt.
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Salt's useful, though. Keeps most ghosts out.
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[He makes sure to remember that name - 'Clarke Griffin' - and he'd write it down if he had anything to write it down with. Oh well. Hopefully he's with it enough to remember.]
Unless anyone's got painkillers, not a whole lot to be done.
[He wiggles his fingers, a morbid display of jazzhands.] ~Magic.
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I'm Raven.
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