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[The few days it's taken to adjust have been, well - Sam is not going to use the word 'Hell' because he's actually been, and this is crappy but it doesn't come close. Still, anyone who hasn't seen him yet might be a little alarmed at what's being broadcast: six feet and four inches of sickly sasquatch, valiantly trying to address the network, appallingly pale, sallow-faced and bloodshot-sunken-eyed.]
Hey. Uh - Sam. I'm new. I guess this is a, uh, a thing that, that people do. Is introduce themselves. And I get that - we're all looking for a way out.
[Auspicious beginnings. Who knows if anyone's even getting this? Nevertheless, he continues.]
Okay. So. No promises, but there's something I can try. Kinda like a ward, or a spell. [Magic exists, surprise. The few people he's already talked to have expressed a kind of varied interest in this sort of thing, so caution be damned.] Anyone wants to help, I'll need a couple things.
First is - salt. Table salt, any kind will do. Second? Matches, a lighter, anything that can make sparks, even for a few seconds. And then I'll need something to write with, marker, pen, spray paint - I don't care. Anything along those lines.
[He looks at something off-screen, mouth briefly twisting in what might best be categorized as 'disgust'.]
I have food to trade for it. Heard that's kind of a limited resource these days. Food and, uh. [He squints at something.] Neosporin. If anyone, y'know, needs that.
[Yeah, he doesn't get it either. He jerks off frame for a moment, face buried in his elbow. It's not enough to fully stifle the ragged, fierce coughs that leave his shoulders shuddering. Finally, signs of life trickle back through the feed, albeit muffled and with their subject mostly lurched off camera as he mutters in his more characteristic deadpan, wearily sardonic, 'so-done-with-this-shit' tone.]
Also. If anyone happens to have some aspirin on them, that'd be great.
[There's the rattling of trembling, uncoordinated fingertips trying to navigate the tablet, and the feed snaps off.]
Hey. Uh - Sam. I'm new. I guess this is a, uh, a thing that, that people do. Is introduce themselves. And I get that - we're all looking for a way out.
[Auspicious beginnings. Who knows if anyone's even getting this? Nevertheless, he continues.]
Okay. So. No promises, but there's something I can try. Kinda like a ward, or a spell. [Magic exists, surprise. The few people he's already talked to have expressed a kind of varied interest in this sort of thing, so caution be damned.] Anyone wants to help, I'll need a couple things.
First is - salt. Table salt, any kind will do. Second? Matches, a lighter, anything that can make sparks, even for a few seconds. And then I'll need something to write with, marker, pen, spray paint - I don't care. Anything along those lines.
[He looks at something off-screen, mouth briefly twisting in what might best be categorized as 'disgust'.]
I have food to trade for it. Heard that's kind of a limited resource these days. Food and, uh. [He squints at something.] Neosporin. If anyone, y'know, needs that.
[Yeah, he doesn't get it either. He jerks off frame for a moment, face buried in his elbow. It's not enough to fully stifle the ragged, fierce coughs that leave his shoulders shuddering. Finally, signs of life trickle back through the feed, albeit muffled and with their subject mostly lurched off camera as he mutters in his more characteristic deadpan, wearily sardonic, 'so-done-with-this-shit' tone.]
Also. If anyone happens to have some aspirin on them, that'd be great.
[There's the rattling of trembling, uncoordinated fingertips trying to navigate the tablet, and the feed snaps off.]
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[Whoopsie-daisy, been there, nearly undid history. As is the Winchester M.O. So he feels you there.]
Would you believe me if I said 'trying to close the Gates of Hell?' Kinda backfired. Hence the, uh.
[He waves an indicative hand over the pale, bloodshot canvas that is his face. He's looked better, he knows.] Didn't really work out.
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[Closest thing she's been to that was Neverland, and honestly, she almost thought they were one and the same.]
Is there anything I can do?
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Hey, not the weirdest thing I've heard of. Once you meet Lucifer, kinda opens a whole realm of possibilities.
['Realm'. He didn't actually mean to make the pun but it just called to him.]
Not unless you got any spare aspirin lying around. It's not exactly your typical flu strain. Just gotta kinda let it run its course.
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[He just did, but it's worth a shot. Better than letting someone suffer through this and not trying to help at all.]
Will it run it's course?
[Or should they be worried?]
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[He had magic in his veins and fire churning through his blood. And even if he was wrenched from world the next, stuff like that has ripples. Coughing, hacking, sneezing, sleepless ripples.]
Even if it doesn't, I've dealt with worse.
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[It was more the limited medical resources and a guy who came in looking like that.]
... I'm Emma.
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Sam. Winchester. Been here awhile?
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[This place isn't going to bring in someone just to make them sick. All signs point to it liking a more hands on approach.]
A few months, as far as I can tell. Disappeared for a few days, woke up in the boiler room with a new set of memories like I'd been home for a while, but who knows. No one's around to offer up answers.
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You dunno if you actually went back or just, like - dreamed it?
[Goddddd. Sam is so not here for the twisting of reality, or whatever crap this place has in store for them.]
Place just keeps getting better and better.