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( so the pirate is definitely just trying to reach one person in particular, but those handy private filters? well he's not mastered those yet. so enjoy, entire hotel, a pirate and his inquiries.

because when a savior mentions, more than once, that she wants something? well, he's going to try and provide. he stole a bunch of hot chocolate to try and give her something good in a place that has so little to speak of, and this is really no different.

...well it's kind of different. he just doesn't know that yet. )

do you know what condoms are? you can look it up, can't you, in your book? I think that's how it'd be spelled.

do you suppose there will be any around this place, if I asked around?

( he has no idea what he's asking for, but hey. he probably wouldn't be that ashamed if he did. )

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it didn't change anything for you, when you used them?

( because how good is sex with condoms is clearly a question he needs to ask, right? look Emma wants one so she must enjoy sex with them, but he wants to be prepared. if he'll have to do something differently... )

would figure this place doesn't have anything we want.

it feels different but it wouldn't stop me from having sex if I had to worry about getting pregnant

You can still have sex, you'll just need to be more careful

I don't think that's an option.

( and he's admirably trying not to take that personally. now is not a place for children, he doesn't even want to take the risk himself. besides, he and Emma are just barely testing the waters, that's pretty soon for her to agree to pirate spawn. it's not that she won't want his children, ever, if they get that far...

though she wouldn't be the first. )

if you hear of any around, let me know? I'd barter for them if I had to

sure.

what if you come on her instead of in her? just pull out right before.

[ is that helpful? she's trying to be helpful. ]

( what a pal! should Hook be bothered by this conversation? maybe, sometimes pirates are so terribly lacking in shame... )

I think it's contraceptives or nothing. she wouldn't have mentioned them otherwise

( but hey, she wants to have sex, he's still gonna mark this as a win. )

Condoms are easier, maybe she'll be interested in trying a different way?

Well, you've got a tongue. Some women like that better anyway.

well, it seems she might like to experience more than my tongue.

( TOO MUCH INFORMATION FOR PUBLIC KNOWLEDGE, PIRATE )

what other ways are there? just pulling out? that's rather risky.

[ this is like breakfast conversation for her. ]

There aren't a lot of options here. You know how babies are made right? The science part?

I know enough.

( wow he's not twelve he doesn't need a bird and the bees...

but, no, he doesn't know the science part. )

Okay, then just have sex on days she's not fertile. That's really up to her, she knows more about her body than you do.

And maybe pull out, too.

you can track fertility now?

( because wow, that's new. unless she means a cycle and he's just guessing that sex during that would not be at the height of Emma's mind... )

I'll have to speak to her about it, but I'm fairly certain she won't want to take the risk unless she can be sure.

( and he respects that, now is not the time or the place. )

It isn't new, she just needs to be regular and know her cycle to calculate when she's fertile. It's what we do at home.

Yeah. I wouldn't want to get knocked up here either.

[ But Cash is pretty confident that she can't get pregnant so it isn't really a concern of her's. ]

I've never heard of such a thing. that's quite interesting.
no, it's not the place for it.

( which makes him think of Katniss which makes him sad. that's not his story to tell, but this place as already taken a life that didn't get a chance to start, he's not going to risk that either. )

The Capitol doesn't usually let Districts have birth control but people figure these things out.

[ oh yeah Katniss. she forgot all about her and the fake baby. ]

Maybe some will show up. If we're here for someone's amusement then sex would spice things up.

they don't? why is that?
it was frowned on in the Enchanted Forest but there were methods all the same

( yeah, waiting for marriage didn't happen in fairytale lands, either. whodathunk. )

that's a rather grim way of looking at it

( look he can be a bit of a voyeur, but even he doesn't want to amuse their kidnappers with his romps, thanks much. )

It would be hard to keep the country running if no one had kids. They'd like us to have lots. Some of us anyway.

I'd rather someone watch than never have sex again.

still, why not let the people who want to procreate carry that burden? too many is equally as troublesome as too little one would think
darling, I don't believe the situation is quite that dire. we'll get out of here eventually.

( though he's been giving the cameras something to watch without thought to the fact someone might be watching, which isn't the most comforting of ideas. )

You know what, we get out and I'll elect you president.

I'm fairly sure that's sarcastic
and also intensely ironic, to offer a pirate a position of political power.

A pirate might be better than what I've got for president. You don't think you'd be good? First order of business, condoms for everyone.

I am a captain, I'd be capable. would I want to is the question
I'm sure the people from your land would appreciate that order.

Sure, if you're president you can do whatever you'd like. Seems like a good gig to me.

it's just too close to being king for my liking
as far as I see it, we should be our own rulers. we don't need a royal or a president to tell us how to live.

no, I guess we don't. [ but she can't even imagine what that would be like. ]

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