(WARNINGS: potential nsfw conversation?) text;

[villainously]

( so the pirate is definitely just trying to reach one person in particular, but those handy private filters? well he's not mastered those yet. so enjoy, entire hotel, a pirate and his inquiries.

because when a savior mentions, more than once, that she wants something? well, he's going to try and provide. he stole a bunch of hot chocolate to try and give her something good in a place that has so little to speak of, and this is really no different.

...well it's kind of different. he just doesn't know that yet. )

do you know what condoms are? you can look it up, can't you, in your book? I think that's how it'd be spelled.

do you suppose there will be any around this place, if I asked around?

( he has no idea what he's asking for, but hey. he probably wouldn't be that ashamed if he did. )

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[64th]

The Capitol doesn't usually let Districts have birth control but people figure these things out.

[ oh yeah Katniss. she forgot all about her and the fake baby. ]

Maybe some will show up. If we're here for someone's amusement then sex would spice things up.

[villainously]

they don't? why is that?
it was frowned on in the Enchanted Forest but there were methods all the same

( yeah, waiting for marriage didn't happen in fairytale lands, either. whodathunk. )

that's a rather grim way of looking at it

( look he can be a bit of a voyeur, but even he doesn't want to amuse their kidnappers with his romps, thanks much. )

[64th]

It would be hard to keep the country running if no one had kids. They'd like us to have lots. Some of us anyway.

I'd rather someone watch than never have sex again.

[villainously]

still, why not let the people who want to procreate carry that burden? too many is equally as troublesome as too little one would think
darling, I don't believe the situation is quite that dire. we'll get out of here eventually.

( though he's been giving the cameras something to watch without thought to the fact someone might be watching, which isn't the most comforting of ideas. )

[64th]

You know what, we get out and I'll elect you president.

[villainously]

I'm fairly sure that's sarcastic
and also intensely ironic, to offer a pirate a position of political power.

[64th]

A pirate might be better than what I've got for president. You don't think you'd be good? First order of business, condoms for everyone.

[villainously]

I am a captain, I'd be capable. would I want to is the question
I'm sure the people from your land would appreciate that order.

[64th]

Sure, if you're president you can do whatever you'd like. Seems like a good gig to me.

[villainously]

it's just too close to being king for my liking
as far as I see it, we should be our own rulers. we don't need a royal or a president to tell us how to live.

[64th]

no, I guess we don't. [ but she can't even imagine what that would be like. ]