(WARNINGS: potential nsfw conversation?) text;

[villainously]

( so the pirate is definitely just trying to reach one person in particular, but those handy private filters? well he's not mastered those yet. so enjoy, entire hotel, a pirate and his inquiries.

because when a savior mentions, more than once, that she wants something? well, he's going to try and provide. he stole a bunch of hot chocolate to try and give her something good in a place that has so little to speak of, and this is really no different.

...well it's kind of different. he just doesn't know that yet. )

do you know what condoms are? you can look it up, can't you, in your book? I think that's how it'd be spelled.

do you suppose there will be any around this place, if I asked around?

( he has no idea what he's asking for, but hey. he probably wouldn't be that ashamed if he did. )

Comments

[villainously]

I'm fairly sure that's sarcastic
and also intensely ironic, to offer a pirate a position of political power.

[64th]

A pirate might be better than what I've got for president. You don't think you'd be good? First order of business, condoms for everyone.

[villainously]

I am a captain, I'd be capable. would I want to is the question
I'm sure the people from your land would appreciate that order.

[64th]

Sure, if you're president you can do whatever you'd like. Seems like a good gig to me.

[villainously]

it's just too close to being king for my liking
as far as I see it, we should be our own rulers. we don't need a royal or a president to tell us how to live.

[64th]

no, I guess we don't. [ but she can't even imagine what that would be like. ]