(WARNINGS: potential nsfw conversation?) text;

[villainously]

( so the pirate is definitely just trying to reach one person in particular, but those handy private filters? well he's not mastered those yet. so enjoy, entire hotel, a pirate and his inquiries.

because when a savior mentions, more than once, that she wants something? well, he's going to try and provide. he stole a bunch of hot chocolate to try and give her something good in a place that has so little to speak of, and this is really no different.

...well it's kind of different. he just doesn't know that yet. )

do you know what condoms are? you can look it up, can't you, in your book? I think that's how it'd be spelled.

do you suppose there will be any around this place, if I asked around?

( he has no idea what he's asking for, but hey. he probably wouldn't be that ashamed if he did. )

Comments

[villainously]

well, what I was planning is irrelevant, what else do we have to do around here?

[ukase]

Find a way out, kill each other, play strip-games, mock each other, sleep, eat, piss, breathe, think, inquire about the chains in the basement, blink, rest comfortably, rest uncomfortably, steal from each other, make people cry, write creepy messages on the walls, shit, file our nails, compose music, start a choir, play dodge ball, exercise, take up space, fart, wash your clothes, scratch your balls, scratch your legs, comb your hair, wash in turbid water, light the front desk on fire, complain, whine, dance, investigate the limits of our imaginations, shave your arm hair, compose poetry, compose fiction, compose your will, collect rain water, vandalism, learn how to play the piano, pick your nose, trim your unibrow, spy on your neighbours, sleep, run around the hallways screaming, create a harem, consider your life's worth, learn to knit, get a piercing, get rug burn, learn acrobatics in the drapes, sweat, count your heart beat, digest your food, count the number of knots in any wood you find...

The list really does go on.

[villainously]

and you'd rather do all of those than have sex?

[ukase]

You asked what else there was to do. I gave you a few answers. No one is stopping you from putting your pecker in your girl or guy or a hole in the wall.

[villainously]

I think we both know that's really not what I meant, mate, but seems to me you're making sport of being obnoxious
bravo, you're really quite good at it

[ukase]

Why thank you. I don't get many compliments around these parts. Can't imagine why. Good luck with the clap.

[villainously]

sure
you keep your spirits up teasing young boys, it seems to be working well for you

[ukase]

He set himself up. I'm just playing the cards.

[villainously]

well teasing young boys has to be more interesting than counting your heartbeat or shaving your arm hair

( not sure that exactly makes it commendable but hey, they all need distractions, don't they? )

[ukase]

But counting your heart beat is a great way to put yourself to sleep.

[villainously]

I thought the general air of the hotel was avoiding sleep, what with the dream business ongoing

[ukase]

Whatever, dreams aren't so bad. Entertaining actually.

[villainously]

can't say that I've been paying them very much mind.

( as far as he sees it, they're not meant to be shared, so it's not his business to look. clearly not everyone thinks the same. )

[ukase]

Obviously doing the knee-tremblers instead, right?

[villainously]

Iet's just say I'd rather count my heartbeats or shave my arms.

[ukase]

See, taking my suggestions already.

[villainously]

it'd be a terrible waste to leave such a compilation unused

[ukase]

It would. Glad to be of service.