(WARNINGS: potential nsfw conversation?) text;

[villainously]

( so the pirate is definitely just trying to reach one person in particular, but those handy private filters? well he's not mastered those yet. so enjoy, entire hotel, a pirate and his inquiries.

because when a savior mentions, more than once, that she wants something? well, he's going to try and provide. he stole a bunch of hot chocolate to try and give her something good in a place that has so little to speak of, and this is really no different.

...well it's kind of different. he just doesn't know that yet. )

do you know what condoms are? you can look it up, can't you, in your book? I think that's how it'd be spelled.

do you suppose there will be any around this place, if I asked around?

( he has no idea what he's asking for, but hey. he probably wouldn't be that ashamed if he did. )

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[ukase]

You're fucking Jesus too? You're going to Hell, you little demon spawn.

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[lesson]

can you take your head out of your arse for ONE second

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[ukase]

If I was that flexible, do you think I would be here listening to your dick stories?

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[lesson]

( must. not. lower. self. to. his. level. )

it wouldn't be right for any little kids to be running around here, think about it that way

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[ukase]

There's an easy way to fix that problem too. It's called the stairs.

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[lesson]

fuck off

( and with that nerve hit, he's just gonna stop responding — while searching in vain for a block button. )