(WARNINGS: potential nsfw conversation?) text;

[villainously]

( so the pirate is definitely just trying to reach one person in particular, but those handy private filters? well he's not mastered those yet. so enjoy, entire hotel, a pirate and his inquiries.

because when a savior mentions, more than once, that she wants something? well, he's going to try and provide. he stole a bunch of hot chocolate to try and give her something good in a place that has so little to speak of, and this is really no different.

...well it's kind of different. he just doesn't know that yet. )

do you know what condoms are? you can look it up, can't you, in your book? I think that's how it'd be spelled.

do you suppose there will be any around this place, if I asked around?

( he has no idea what he's asking for, but hey. he probably wouldn't be that ashamed if he did. )

Comments

[villainously]

I thought the general air of the hotel was avoiding sleep, what with the dream business ongoing

[ukase]

Whatever, dreams aren't so bad. Entertaining actually.

[villainously]

can't say that I've been paying them very much mind.

( as far as he sees it, they're not meant to be shared, so it's not his business to look. clearly not everyone thinks the same. )

[ukase]

Obviously doing the knee-tremblers instead, right?

[villainously]

Iet's just say I'd rather count my heartbeats or shave my arms.

[ukase]

See, taking my suggestions already.

[villainously]

it'd be a terrible waste to leave such a compilation unused

[ukase]

It would. Glad to be of service.