(WARNINGS: potential nsfw conversation?) text;

[villainously]

( so the pirate is definitely just trying to reach one person in particular, but those handy private filters? well he's not mastered those yet. so enjoy, entire hotel, a pirate and his inquiries.

because when a savior mentions, more than once, that she wants something? well, he's going to try and provide. he stole a bunch of hot chocolate to try and give her something good in a place that has so little to speak of, and this is really no different.

...well it's kind of different. he just doesn't know that yet. )

do you know what condoms are? you can look it up, can't you, in your book? I think that's how it'd be spelled.

do you suppose there will be any around this place, if I asked around?

( he has no idea what he's asking for, but hey. he probably wouldn't be that ashamed if he did. )

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[villainously]

not even being stuck here, can I see the entertainment value in making pregnant women miserable.

[lesson]

network television'd do anything for ratings.

hey do you think maybe we're on some weird survivalist show? and the cameras are just really really tiny?

( because he's not seen any. and he's looked. )

[villainously]

how would that be rated favorably

( he doesn't understand rating in the way Eggsy means but honestly, how )

I spoke to a lad named Thomas that thought so. in my experience one doesn't need a camera to be spectated.

[lesson]

what, you think this place is somehow hiding a live studio audience? magically behind some curtain?
oh
magically?

[villainously]

yes
magically

( why is that so unbelievable, after everything they've gone through. )

[lesson]

there a way to test that for sure? like a spell

[villainously]

there might be, but it seems any magic user brought here loses most ability, and some lose it entirely

[lesson]

but if they can do that, ain't it kinda the proof without the test? fire with fire, magic with magic...
that's super fucking trippy

[villainously]

I'm downright certain at least a part of this place hinges on magic
the doors disappearing, the food showing up from nowhere, even the figures we saw some time ago, all of it could be done with magic, but I have no idea how one would accomplish it otherwise.

[lesson]

cool.
no not cool
we just don't have any of that where i come from. all i had were cameras and projectors but magic could be pretty sound.

[villainously]

magic can be a wonder
but it's more often used to hurt and terrify.

[lesson]

can magic type though? or is the person sending all them messages litterally the man behind the curtain

[villainously]

I'm not sure if magic from my world could accomplish such a feat, but it's not impossible

[lesson]

creepy
explains the dreams too
can't saay im any more fond of this place thinking about it like this now.

[villainously]

it doesn't matter how they trap us or exploit us, lad, all amounts to basically the same.