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[villainously]

( so the pirate is definitely just trying to reach one person in particular, but those handy private filters? well he's not mastered those yet. so enjoy, entire hotel, a pirate and his inquiries.

because when a savior mentions, more than once, that she wants something? well, he's going to try and provide. he stole a bunch of hot chocolate to try and give her something good in a place that has so little to speak of, and this is really no different.

...well it's kind of different. he just doesn't know that yet. )

do you know what condoms are? you can look it up, can't you, in your book? I think that's how it'd be spelled.

do you suppose there will be any around this place, if I asked around?

( he has no idea what he's asking for, but hey. he probably wouldn't be that ashamed if he did. )

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[villainously]

( why would big metal things be in the sky that sounds terrifying and also having sex in them what even ) That's ... also an odd place for sex, I'd think.

( well, at least there's that. though one could argue Hook came on a little bit strong, he doesn't think he's coerced Emma's affections. when she was ready, then he was there. it's as simple as that. ) No, you can't force a woman to do something she doesn't want.

( he shakes his head. he's got a few old-fashioned solutions, and he doesn't think pulling out is going to fly with Emma, not when she's used to contraceptives. or she wouldn't have hoped for condoms in the first place. ) I'm sure it's not worth that risk.

[ingrantitude]

That's why it's a badge of honor if it's accomplished. It's called joining the mile high club.

[He nods.]

...Special lady huh?

[villainously]

I'll take your word for it.

( may he never have to ride in a plane, honestly... flying on the Jolly Roger was fine, because it was magic, but metal hovering high above the earth with no magic at all? no thanks. )

Aye, she's quite something. ( and... probably going to be very unhappy with this public post, whoops. does it make it better that he hasn't used specifics??? ) I'd have liked to manage it for her, but I don't know how good the odds are around here.

[ingrantitude]

....What about romance?

I mean, wine, dine, a little bit of something special to make her feel special?

[villainously]

Not a lot of that to be had here, I must point out. I do what I can.

( not that he thinks they're very obvious to everyone but them. he'd like to do something nicer for Emma than simply bringing her breakfast in bed or holding her hand when they head for the dining hall but there aren't too many options. )

She just said she wished that she had them. I was trying to surprise her. Failing, apparently.

[ingrantitude]

[That's so tender]

...Did you ask her why perhaps?

[villainously]

Then it'd be a terrible surprise.

If I realized what they were, I might have employed a different strategy.

[ingrantitude]

...There's nothing wrong with it.

I mean.

I don't think so I could be wrong.

[villainously]

No, I'd agree there's nothing wrong with it. Though I might have been a bit more graceful.

[ingrantitude]

why?

[villainously]

I should have been more graceful.

( he's just going to leave it at that. )