(WARNINGS: potential nsfw conversation?) text;

[villainously]

( so the pirate is definitely just trying to reach one person in particular, but those handy private filters? well he's not mastered those yet. so enjoy, entire hotel, a pirate and his inquiries.

because when a savior mentions, more than once, that she wants something? well, he's going to try and provide. he stole a bunch of hot chocolate to try and give her something good in a place that has so little to speak of, and this is really no different.

...well it's kind of different. he just doesn't know that yet. )

do you know what condoms are? you can look it up, can't you, in your book? I think that's how it'd be spelled.

do you suppose there will be any around this place, if I asked around?

( he has no idea what he's asking for, but hey. he probably wouldn't be that ashamed if he did. )

Comments

text;

[advising]

A while, right. Let's encourage procreating in a Hotel that is determined to kill us all. Yes, this plan is foolproof.

[ it's said with love, of course, okay? they're battleship bros, they can be real with one another, right? ]

Re: text;

[ingrantitude]

I don't advocate it, I'm just saying that as a way to pass the time-

[Oh my god] How do I come off looking disgusting here.

[advising]

Nevermind that while you're passing the time the whole building could see us all die slowly, painfully. Do you want your body to be found mid-coitus?

[ Whatever you want, bro. ]

Thought not.

[ingrantitude]

I'm not stupid.

[He feels sick.] Just...tired.

[advising]

We all are.

[ but he can understand Ward's version of tired. maybe they'd talked about it before. ]

We're overdue a game of battleship. We're tied. Need to change that.