(WARNINGS: potential nsfw conversation?) text;

[villainously]

( so the pirate is definitely just trying to reach one person in particular, but those handy private filters? well he's not mastered those yet. so enjoy, entire hotel, a pirate and his inquiries.

because when a savior mentions, more than once, that she wants something? well, he's going to try and provide. he stole a bunch of hot chocolate to try and give her something good in a place that has so little to speak of, and this is really no different.

...well it's kind of different. he just doesn't know that yet. )

do you know what condoms are? you can look it up, can't you, in your book? I think that's how it'd be spelled.

do you suppose there will be any around this place, if I asked around?

( he has no idea what he's asking for, but hey. he probably wouldn't be that ashamed if he did. )

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[advising]

Technology is hard for the piratical, I understand.
Someone has some. There's too many of us here.

[ fine, fine, he'll pretend he cares for now. but it may only be for emma's sake. ]

[villainously]

not all of us have instant skill with devices we've never used.

( he thinks he does really well with his plus-sized talking phone, so rude!!! )

this place isn't terribly keen on giving us wants, only bare necessities.

[advising]

well, you're doing fine, don't cry.

[ sorry, he's feeling particularly saucy today. it happens. ]

bare necessities -- i'd say that's very generous of you.

[villainously]

well, pirates are used to living on a bare minimum, this place has more accommodation than Neverland did
not that the things they chose to hold back balances it terribly well.

[advising]

you lived in a place that was called Neverland. that sounds like a delightful place to live.