(WARNINGS: potential nsfw conversation?) text;

[villainously]

( so the pirate is definitely just trying to reach one person in particular, but those handy private filters? well he's not mastered those yet. so enjoy, entire hotel, a pirate and his inquiries.

because when a savior mentions, more than once, that she wants something? well, he's going to try and provide. he stole a bunch of hot chocolate to try and give her something good in a place that has so little to speak of, and this is really no different.

...well it's kind of different. he just doesn't know that yet. )

do you know what condoms are? you can look it up, can't you, in your book? I think that's how it'd be spelled.

do you suppose there will be any around this place, if I asked around?

( he has no idea what he's asking for, but hey. he probably wouldn't be that ashamed if he did. )

Comments

[unpurify]

my entire life is based off making deals with strange men

seriously I'm pretty sure crossroad demons hate our family by now

but I know how those stipulations typically go and how to handle shit like that

[villainously]

everyone thinks they can get out of a deal with the dark one on top, but they can't
myself included, and I knew him before he ever took on the curse.

[unpurify]

it's not a question of getting out of a deal just making the right kind of deal

I can safely say I've tried both and only the latter is actually successful. it's a mutual system.

[villainously]

I wouldn't suggest any sort of deal with him, but I've offered my warning and that's the best I can do.

[unpurify]

you're talking to a guy whose entire family has a habit of selling their souls. it's not really my first choice of exit escape plan but at least I know the cards

the power of the deal can occasionally be enough to circumvent impossibility

[villainously]

not with the Dark One, but you'll think as you like.

[unpurify]

well if he's powerless here does it make a difference

[villainously]

I'm of the impression it's not worth the risk.

[unpurify]

I'll keep it in mind