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May. 28th, 2015 08:04 am
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[After watching all of the dream posts....]

Wow, you guys. You all need Jesus or something.

I think all of that just made me and mine look normal. Never even thought that was possible but this place just made it happen. I know for a fact we can't fit all those skeletons back in the closet. Don't worry though, think of it as a giant icebreaker or something since you now have nothing to hide.

[What? Gabriel's dream post? Someone hasn't slept.]

On a more depressing note, that is really something to pull of. I'm disgusted that I'm almost impressed at it. Bad hotel, bad.
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May. 16th, 2015 10:53 pm
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[Someone is bored. And when someone is bored they do stupid things, and this would probably be classed as one of them. Besides, Gabriel's starting to get curious to see how people react to things.]

So like, I did something like this to someone once. For almost four months. It was pretty hilarious if you ask me. Groundhog day was a great movie, so I was feeling inspired. Pull the strings and see how they reacted. [There's zero shame, sorry Sam.]

Anyhoo. When I was doing that to my unwitting victim who shall remain nameless, stuck in my tangled web of illusion, I made sure to keep a close eye on them by disguising myself and watching. Simple right? So these staff apparently never show up but see everything anyway. Which means that they're probably one of us. I mean that's the only thing that makes sense. Pretend to be a hostage, fit in with the crowd and so on. Classic textbook.

So. Start making your excuses, I'm interested to hear 'em.

Oh before I forget. Has anyone here actually died? Not counting the captain who was dumb enough to keep coming back.
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Feb. 5th, 2015 10:55 am
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[When the video comes on it's to Gabriel's smirking face. And for a moment there's nothing but silence before he starts to throw the tablet in the air, catching it easily before throwing it back up and making sure it spins too.

Hopefully no-one is prone to motion sickness. There's a couple more rounds of the sickeningly dizzy camera angles before he quits, shrugging at the camera as if to say "what can you do?" He's just making sure you're all paying attention.]

So this place sure is cozy, though I got to wonder what would happen in the case of a fire. You know, since there's no fire exit and all. I think I need to ask for a dammed refund. Anyway, did anyone else get something that seems strangely tailored to them? Like someone else that knew you packed your bag?

And if I ever wanted to know how it felt to be TSA, that sure was it. This is how low I have stooped because of this place.
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