( text ) onedirectionlaugh.mp3

[lesson]

( well the pregnant girl did say distractions... )

alright so
knock knock

Comments

[lesson]

( he's been around the block by now )

do they not have jokes where you come from neither?

[warring]

That was a joke?

It wasn't funny.

[lesson]

no it was like
half a joke
see i got knock knock and you go who's there

[warring]

But I know who it is.

It's you. You just said that you've gone 'knock knock'.

[lesson]

( oh

my

god. )

shit, pretend.

knock knock

after a looooong pause

[warring]

Who's there?

[lesson]

who

n now you go 'who who?'

[warring]

who who?

[lesson]

what are you, some kind of owl?

[warring]

An owl couldn't answer the door.

[lesson]

( sdfghjk )

jesus christ
do you get the joke or not

[warring]

Of course.

Do you?

[ get her joke. because otherwise she wasted that last reply. ]

[lesson]

oh i get it
you're one of those LITERAL joksters
that aint that funny

[warring]

Knock knock.

[lesson]

who's there?

[warring]

A broken arrow.

[lesson]

a broken arrow who?

[warring]

Never mind, it's pointless.

[lesson]

thank fucking god for you
like seriously

[warring]

I thought I wasn't funny.

[lesson]

you CAN be. dump the owls, stick with the arrows

[warring]

You mentioned the owls.

Does that mean you're the one who isn't funny?

[lesson]

im hilarious
half of you are just the wrong audience.
i bet you don't know what stamps are either, do you?

[warring]

As in stamping on something with your boot?

[ forgive her, this 'written language' thing is new to her here and involves quite a bit of translation by ear. ]

[lesson]

no a stamp, like the post