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[larker]

[Someone is bored. And when someone is bored they do stupid things, and this would probably be classed as one of them. Besides, Gabriel's starting to get curious to see how people react to things.]

So like, I did something like this to someone once. For almost four months. It was pretty hilarious if you ask me. Groundhog day was a great movie, so I was feeling inspired. Pull the strings and see how they reacted. [There's zero shame, sorry Sam.]

Anyhoo. When I was doing that to my unwitting victim who shall remain nameless, stuck in my tangled web of illusion, I made sure to keep a close eye on them by disguising myself and watching. Simple right? So these staff apparently never show up but see everything anyway. Which means that they're probably one of us. I mean that's the only thing that makes sense. Pretend to be a hostage, fit in with the crowd and so on. Classic textbook.

So. Start making your excuses, I'm interested to hear 'em.

Oh before I forget. Has anyone here actually died? Not counting the captain who was dumb enough to keep coming back.

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[larker]

[That and steak's useful for slapping on bruises apparently. A lot of bibles is redundant but Gabriel gets the message behind it, that and if he ever needs to write a ransom note he has the perfect material to cut words out from. It would be the most righteous demanding note ever.]

Wow Winchester, why don't you ask my measurements at the same time?

[He may be giving a mock scandalized look, but there's definitely reluctance before he speaks next, and it's with all the enthusiasm of a child being made to eat vegetables.]

They took it.

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[The level of recalcitrant unhappiness is really all the answer Sam needs, but at least Gabriel's being up front, assuming he is actually being up front. But it's not without sympathy a very small amount of sympathy that Sam pauses before he continues.]

That seems to be the general story. Anyone here with a lot of power got that cut off.

[He looks torn for a minute, like he's feeling maybe he should apologize or something, but no he shouldn't, why would he do that. That's dumb.]

Never mind. If you're not too attached, I can take one off your hands the old-fashioned way.