(WARNINGS: potential nsfw conversation?) text;

[villainously]

( so the pirate is definitely just trying to reach one person in particular, but those handy private filters? well he's not mastered those yet. so enjoy, entire hotel, a pirate and his inquiries.

because when a savior mentions, more than once, that she wants something? well, he's going to try and provide. he stole a bunch of hot chocolate to try and give her something good in a place that has so little to speak of, and this is really no different.

...well it's kind of different. he just doesn't know that yet. )

do you know what condoms are? you can look it up, can't you, in your book? I think that's how it'd be spelled.

do you suppose there will be any around this place, if I asked around?

( he has no idea what he's asking for, but hey. he probably wouldn't be that ashamed if he did. )

Comments

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[unpurify]

dude that is a MAJOR logical phallusy

[If you think he didn't type that out with a straight face, he definitely did.]

[villainously]

depends on what a phallusy is?

( who has the P encyclopedia? )

[unpurify]

It's a joke man.

fallacy. phallus. phallusy. Get it.

It's a dick pun.

It's not funny if I have to explain it.

[villainously]

I don't think it's funny even when you explain it

( don't feel bad Sam, he's very hard to impress with jokes apparently. )

[unpurify]

Don't be ridickulous.

[COME ON THAT WAS FUNNY]

[villainously]

at least that one makes sense
you cocked up the first one

( GET IT
may as well make jokes, he's in the doghouse now )

[unpurify]

See now you're getting it.

Really rising to the occasion.

[villainously]

well, had to keep up
a bit of a stiff competition

extra nsfw warning just in case

[unpurify]

what can I say I'm a cunning linguist.

LMAO!

[villainously]

used to being on top, I'm guessing.

[unpurify]

well disclaimer I am not actually a linguist

I have to be quite firm about this

but that's not the point

[villainously]

no offense now, but I didn't wager you were.
sad that we're down dick jokes to amuse ourselves

[unpurify]

you seem to have grasped them pretty quick I'll give you that.

I'm a hunter if you want to get technical about it. though not really in the conventional sense.

[villainously]

how can one be a hunter in an unconventional sense?

[unpurify]

by hunting demons

plus a hole lot of other things

[villainously]

...interesting
that's rather dangerous work, I'd gather.

I spent a long lifetime trying to hunt a demon, it didn't work out terribly well.

[unpurify]

yeah pretty much

died a few times

didn't stick

spent a long hard time hunting a particular demon too, could've gone better but we ganked him eventually

[he will not stop. he will not ever stop.]

[villainously]

( in his experience, stopping might be the best thing for him in the long run, but perhaps that's not his place to say. )

this place must be a very odd change of pace for you.

[unpurify]

[It's just such punnable subject matter]

you could say it's a handful yeah but haven't given up on finding a way out

[villainously]

neither have I, it just doesn't seem to have gotten very far as of yet
whoever has us trapped here is very good at covering their tracks

[unpurify]

yeah and they seem to know quite a bit about us too

knew I had a brother and everything.

right now we're kinda stuck going with the flow though so

[villainously]

not sure when you arrived, but keeping a supply of food in your room is likely a wise idea.
as for methods out, well, I'm not sure how many have been tried. if we consolidate information we'll figure it out faster I'd think

[unpurify]

that seems to be the general seed of discussion

been working on getting materials together for a spell but I'm not all that optimistic. nothing seems to really work here.

[villainously]

magic doesn't seem to carry the same weight around here
what is it that you need?

( he probably can't help, but hell, he'll try. )

[unpurify]

a hard and fast way to make fire which doesn't seem to be happening anytime soon