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[villainously]

( so the pirate is definitely just trying to reach one person in particular, but those handy private filters? well he's not mastered those yet. so enjoy, entire hotel, a pirate and his inquiries.

because when a savior mentions, more than once, that she wants something? well, he's going to try and provide. he stole a bunch of hot chocolate to try and give her something good in a place that has so little to speak of, and this is really no different.

...well it's kind of different. he just doesn't know that yet. )

do you know what condoms are? you can look it up, can't you, in your book? I think that's how it'd be spelled.

do you suppose there will be any around this place, if I asked around?

( he has no idea what he's asking for, but hey. he probably wouldn't be that ashamed if he did. )

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extra nsfw warning just in case

[unpurify]

what can I say I'm a cunning linguist.

LMAO!

[villainously]

used to being on top, I'm guessing.

[unpurify]

well disclaimer I am not actually a linguist

I have to be quite firm about this

but that's not the point

[villainously]

no offense now, but I didn't wager you were.
sad that we're down dick jokes to amuse ourselves

[unpurify]

you seem to have grasped them pretty quick I'll give you that.

I'm a hunter if you want to get technical about it. though not really in the conventional sense.

[villainously]

how can one be a hunter in an unconventional sense?

[unpurify]

by hunting demons

plus a hole lot of other things

[villainously]

...interesting
that's rather dangerous work, I'd gather.

I spent a long lifetime trying to hunt a demon, it didn't work out terribly well.

[unpurify]

yeah pretty much

died a few times

didn't stick

spent a long hard time hunting a particular demon too, could've gone better but we ganked him eventually

[he will not stop. he will not ever stop.]

[villainously]

( in his experience, stopping might be the best thing for him in the long run, but perhaps that's not his place to say. )

this place must be a very odd change of pace for you.

[unpurify]

[It's just such punnable subject matter]

you could say it's a handful yeah but haven't given up on finding a way out

[villainously]

neither have I, it just doesn't seem to have gotten very far as of yet
whoever has us trapped here is very good at covering their tracks

[unpurify]

yeah and they seem to know quite a bit about us too

knew I had a brother and everything.

right now we're kinda stuck going with the flow though so

[villainously]

not sure when you arrived, but keeping a supply of food in your room is likely a wise idea.
as for methods out, well, I'm not sure how many have been tried. if we consolidate information we'll figure it out faster I'd think

[unpurify]

that seems to be the general seed of discussion

been working on getting materials together for a spell but I'm not all that optimistic. nothing seems to really work here.

[villainously]

magic doesn't seem to carry the same weight around here
what is it that you need?

( he probably can't help, but hell, he'll try. )

[unpurify]

a hard and fast way to make fire which doesn't seem to be happening anytime soon

[villainously]

well, there's the fireplace, yeah?
do it near enough to that and you've a source of fire. it just doesn't go much beyond the lobby

or is that not enough?

[unpurify]

rather not do it in a public place in the offchance that the spell chooses to be overly forthcoming

something unpleasant could come through. potentially.

[villainously]

unpleasant like what, exactly?

[unpurify]

demon. angel. anything that sees the magic signature and decides to phone in.

just want to cover all bases basically

[villainously]

aren't angels meant to be good?
if I'm honest I don't think having the portal in a room is going to really stop anything like a demon if it decides to go through, but that might just be me

[unpurify]

maybe in theory but they're mostly dicks.

[That one wasn't even meant to be a pun, it's just true.]

salt usually holds demons back. thanks to breakfast there's plenty of salt here but I'm not about to put everyone in the line of fire so it's going down someplace private or not at all.

[villainously]

duly noted.

there might be individuals with magic that could help you, but as addressed magic isn't what it usually is here.

[unpurify]

yeah there's an angel here actually. calls himself 'loki'. he is, be warned, also kind of a dick.

I've gotten a few offers for help already but I don't know how many people I want to involve. Not sure how well it'll go down in tight quarters.