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[villainously]

( so the pirate is definitely just trying to reach one person in particular, but those handy private filters? well he's not mastered those yet. so enjoy, entire hotel, a pirate and his inquiries.

because when a savior mentions, more than once, that she wants something? well, he's going to try and provide. he stole a bunch of hot chocolate to try and give her something good in a place that has so little to speak of, and this is really no different.

...well it's kind of different. he just doesn't know that yet. )

do you know what condoms are? you can look it up, can't you, in your book? I think that's how it'd be spelled.

do you suppose there will be any around this place, if I asked around?

( he has no idea what he's asking for, but hey. he probably wouldn't be that ashamed if he did. )

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[unpurify]

that seems to be the general seed of discussion

been working on getting materials together for a spell but I'm not all that optimistic. nothing seems to really work here.

[villainously]

magic doesn't seem to carry the same weight around here
what is it that you need?

( he probably can't help, but hell, he'll try. )

[unpurify]

a hard and fast way to make fire which doesn't seem to be happening anytime soon

[villainously]

well, there's the fireplace, yeah?
do it near enough to that and you've a source of fire. it just doesn't go much beyond the lobby

or is that not enough?

[unpurify]

rather not do it in a public place in the offchance that the spell chooses to be overly forthcoming

something unpleasant could come through. potentially.

[villainously]

unpleasant like what, exactly?

[unpurify]

demon. angel. anything that sees the magic signature and decides to phone in.

just want to cover all bases basically

[villainously]

aren't angels meant to be good?
if I'm honest I don't think having the portal in a room is going to really stop anything like a demon if it decides to go through, but that might just be me

[unpurify]

maybe in theory but they're mostly dicks.

[That one wasn't even meant to be a pun, it's just true.]

salt usually holds demons back. thanks to breakfast there's plenty of salt here but I'm not about to put everyone in the line of fire so it's going down someplace private or not at all.

[villainously]

duly noted.

there might be individuals with magic that could help you, but as addressed magic isn't what it usually is here.

[unpurify]

yeah there's an angel here actually. calls himself 'loki'. he is, be warned, also kind of a dick.

I've gotten a few offers for help already but I don't know how many people I want to involve. Not sure how well it'll go down in tight quarters.

[villainously]

as he isn't really Loki? if I remember right, that was the one trying to start shit with one of us being an interloper, I got the dick bit all on my own
if you end up doing it, make sure it's not without everyone being warned. we should be able to have the chance to defend ourselves... as meagre as defenses are around here.

[unpurify]

Nope. Archangel Gabriel if you'd believe it. That stuff about groundhog day? he did that to ME

I've been spreading the word or at least the ins and outs.

[villainously]

sounds like a charmer, really

if it could work I think we'd all like a way out.

[unpurify]

no promises because if there's anything this place likes it's fucking with us, creatively and repeatedly

but if it works I'll be sure to let everyone know.

[villainously]

I wish I could offer a better solution, but all my experience with portals involves magic and there's not much of that to be had around here.
not much of anything, really.

[unpurify]

seems to be the case yeah. magic where I come from is fairly simple, though the climax can always get sticky

[villainously]

back to sex puns or did you actually mean that

[unpurify]

I didn't want to shove it down your throat but I literally have not stopped making sex puns throughout this whole conversation

but also yes

[villainously]

well, you're certainly committed
magic in my world always has a price, but I'm not sure if that's the sort of magic used here. there's no price high enough to keep this many people bound and contained.

[unpurify]

I try my best. Place is pretty gloomy so I figure I can give us some ups to go with the downs you know.

Feel like we might've pissed off something big. Or something big wants to have fun with us. Big deities and demigods can be like that sometimes.

[villainously]

no, you're right. we can use something else to think about.
never tangled with one of those, but the collection of us seems so random. what's the point? there's got to be one. it's too methodical and personal to be without a point.

[unpurify]

like apparently getting it on. not really sure how that takes priority I'll be honest here

Some gods just like to toy with humans or whatever else they can get their hands around. It's bullshit.

[villainously]

( he's just not going to engage, he's learned his lesson. )

you'd think deities would have better things to do with their time.

[unpurify]

[Hey, Sam doesn't judge. He's brothers with Dean Winchester after all. He just doesn't get why it's such a big Thing.]

you'd think the archangel gabriel would have something better to do than trap me in an infinite loop of the same day where I watched my brother die over and over for several months.

but he didn't.

it sucked.