(WARNINGS: potential nsfw conversation?) text;

[villainously]

( so the pirate is definitely just trying to reach one person in particular, but those handy private filters? well he's not mastered those yet. so enjoy, entire hotel, a pirate and his inquiries.

because when a savior mentions, more than once, that she wants something? well, he's going to try and provide. he stole a bunch of hot chocolate to try and give her something good in a place that has so little to speak of, and this is really no different.

...well it's kind of different. he just doesn't know that yet. )

do you know what condoms are? you can look it up, can't you, in your book? I think that's how it'd be spelled.

do you suppose there will be any around this place, if I asked around?

( he has no idea what he's asking for, but hey. he probably wouldn't be that ashamed if he did. )

Comments

[unpurify]

most of it fits his MO except he wouldn't stick himself here with the rest of us, he's got an entire universe to jerk around. hotel nulled his angel mojo so whatever it is is powerful enough to keep a friggin archangel here which is not an easy feat

[villainously]

well, that's far from promising
though this place also has managed to contain the most powerful being I know, so I can't be that surprised.

[unpurify]

what kind of being? we talking god or angel or trickster or what

[He has finally. stopped making puns. Finally.]

[villainously]

a creature called the dark one in my land. he carries a curse that makes him incredibly powerful and incredibly dangerous, but here he's been reduced to something closer to his human form.

[unpurify]

[Well. That sounds fun.]

'dark one' is pretty generic. I mean a lot of things out there are 'dark'. What kind of 'dark'.

what can he do here any damage?

[villainously]

dark as in the opposite of light. that's the only distinction I can give you.
as far as I can tell, not a great deal. if he had the power to escape, he would have. all magic is dampened here, including his.

[unpurify]

three cheers for creative monster aptronyms

should I be keeping an eye out

[villainously]

as far as I can tell, no, and if that changes everyone will know.
don't make any deals with strange men, you should be fine.

[unpurify]

my entire life is based off making deals with strange men

seriously I'm pretty sure crossroad demons hate our family by now

but I know how those stipulations typically go and how to handle shit like that

[villainously]

everyone thinks they can get out of a deal with the dark one on top, but they can't
myself included, and I knew him before he ever took on the curse.

[unpurify]

it's not a question of getting out of a deal just making the right kind of deal

I can safely say I've tried both and only the latter is actually successful. it's a mutual system.

[villainously]

I wouldn't suggest any sort of deal with him, but I've offered my warning and that's the best I can do.

[unpurify]

you're talking to a guy whose entire family has a habit of selling their souls. it's not really my first choice of exit escape plan but at least I know the cards

the power of the deal can occasionally be enough to circumvent impossibility

[villainously]

not with the Dark One, but you'll think as you like.

[unpurify]

well if he's powerless here does it make a difference

[villainously]

I'm of the impression it's not worth the risk.

[unpurify]

I'll keep it in mind