( text ) onedirectionlaugh.mp3

[lesson]

( well the pregnant girl did say distractions... )

alright so
knock knock

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[lesson]

that aint a nice thought

[pajarita]

it could be worse

[lesson]

true
could be so much worse
could be stuck in a hotel
not at home
with no food
and company threatening your fingertips
imagine that

[pajarita]

oh yeah, you're right
whoever's living that life has it hard

Kman encryption.

[lesson]

that harry aint alright
like obviously not alright
does he talk to you? because he wont fucking talk to me about it

( feelings? hurt. but keep it on the dl. )

[lesson]

poor sods amirite?

[pajarita]

oh yeah
i bet they'd be better at jokes if they had food

[lesson]

maybe the establishment thought we was getting a bit too round bout the middle
building a gym was propbably too expensive, starvings easier

[pajarita]

cheaper too

[warring]

That was a joke?

It wasn't funny.

[lesson]

no it was like
half a joke
see i got knock knock and you go who's there

[warring]

But I know who it is.

It's you. You just said that you've gone 'knock knock'.

[lesson]

( oh

my

god. )

shit, pretend.

knock knock

after a looooong pause

[warring]

Who's there?

Kman encryption.

[pickapuppy]

[Harry does talk to Merlin about some things, and this just so happens to be one of them. Merlin also knows it isn't his place to talk about someone else's problems.]

Considering what he's been through, Eggsy, I'm surprised you thought he would be alright. If Harry didn't share it with you before now then it was for a reason.

[notafraidofyou]

it's funny, but my logic brain keeps trying to come up with solutions. or problems. idk.

pavlov walks into a bar. the phone rings and he says 'damn i forgot to feed the dog.'

[64th]

What did the grape say when he got stepped on?

[lesson]

'ouch'???

[lesson]

( ...yeah no )

don't get it

Kman encryption.

[lesson]

no LEGIT reason
and i don't know what to DO

( talking about him within a filtered feed he has access to probably isn't it )

[64th]

he let out a little wine :)

[lesson]

who

n now you go 'who who?'

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[advising]

what, want a pat on the head for that? hilarious.

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[lesson]

Canoe.

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[bondedgryphon]

[She looks uncertain for a moment, but after a brief pause she remembers what the man before replied with when she read the joke.]

Canoe who? That's right, isn't it?