( text ) onedirectionlaugh.mp3

[lesson]

( well the pregnant girl did say distractions... )

alright so
knock knock

Comments

[villainously]

when is this joke going to be actually funny

[lesson]

just say your part, shit

[villainously]

( pissing Eggsy off through text is kinda funny, but probably not the purpose of the joke. )

awfully sensitive about your jokes aren't you
daisy who

[lesson]

( fUCKING FINALLY )

daisy me rollin
they hatin

[villainously]

now what am I supposed to say

( because that's nonsense and not funny. still waiting for a punchline over here )

[lesson]

no that was it
that was hilarious
cOMe on

[villainously]

you're not very good at this

[lesson]

alright let's try again.

( with the kid stuff )

knock knock

[villainously]

( he's not expecting much now eggsy. )

who is there

[lesson]

banana

[villainously]

banana who

[lesson]

knock knock

[villainously]

really
we just did that bit

[lesson]

don't spoil it

knock knock

[villainously]

starting to think it's impossible to spoil what is already unfunny
who is there

[lesson]

( he thinks it's fucking hilarious )

banana

[villainously]

oh fuck off.

( apparently someone does not have the patience for this. there's nothing to do here and there's still better things he could be doing. )

[lesson]

no come on. last one, swear. just say whos there

[villainously]

who's there

( swear to god, eggsy... if this isn't funny, he's done. )

[lesson]

last one

knock knock

[villainously]

would you fucking get on with it?
who is there

[lesson]

( he considers saying banana again. but a swear is a swear )

orange

[villainously]

orange who

[lesson]

( wait for it. wait for it. )

orange you glad i didn't say banana?

[villainously]

really.

( he gets it. it's just not funny. )